popwhore is back!

After almost two months of absence, I'm happy to announce the highly-anticipated return of Popwhore onto the celebrity/pop culture blog scene. Watch this space for lots more hot gossip, celebrity juice and only the hottest pictures this side of hell.

today's wtf moment

read THIS. erm... wtf?! i have no words. some mothers are freaky as hell!

hawt or not?

YOU decide. i personally can't tell if Teri Hatcher is hawt or nawt. at times she kind of has that MILF thing going on but at others it's like... no.

picture courtesy of x17.

the baby everyone is waiting for

NAAAT! i mean, seriously. does anyone actually give a flying crap about Matt McDouchey and his hawt babymamma's imminent childbirth? with the Brangelina twins on their way around the same time, i don't think this kid is gonna get much press coverage (if any). that is, of course, unless they decide to name it Corona Lyte or Cheeto Crysp in tribute to Miller Lyte, the name Matt's brother gave to his own kid. keepin' it tasteful i see, guys! clearly classiness runs in that family.

the question is... who will have the hawtest baby of the two couples? i'm thinking the whole Brangelina look is overrated plus two good-looking 'rents don't always mean good-looking kids right? just look at Rumer Willis...

picture courtesy of x17.

sharon's real age revealed

ever wondered how old Sharon Stone really is? no? anyone? well for all three of you that actually care, today is your lucky day. in this picture her true age is revealed. as you can see, she's playing Scrabble with some hot curly-haired bitch. i'm just gonna go with 63 because no-one under that age would go out to a swanky restaurant carrying a travel Scrabble with them and not feel weird about it. hell, she's even flaunting it for the paparrazi!

great... now that we've seen these pictures Sharon's gonna have to get her underage elixir-of-youth minions working double-time to produce her "stay young" medicine. you know she has an entire tribe of poor adopted Asian children in her basement. just look at her face - would it surprise you?

picture courtesy of x17. spanks.

an amy on the loose

it would appear that everyone's favorite British crackwhore (of which there are, undoubtedly, many) is back in pictures doing what she does best. no, that doesn't mean backing her bony little butt into an innocent food counter or terrorizing little children with that beehive but something much more productive: wandering the streets of London aimlessly. oh wait, sorry, she stopped at some food store (thus the bony butt backing) to get some crack snacks.

in other words, a busy day for the Wino. on tomorrow's agenda: dirty dancing with a poor, vulnerable soft drinks dispenser followed by greasing up the nearest gumball vending machine. you know she thinks the food counter is some dude but the poor girl is so cracked out she can't even tell the difference anymore. as long as it feels hard, Wino will just keep on backin'.

spotted: jessica szohr

so today whilst buying my sexy new MacBook, i bumped into none other than gorgeous 'Gossip Girl' starlet Jessica Szohr. as you may or may not know depending on whether you watch the show, Jessica plays the seriously annoying Vanessa. am i the only one who finds her character bloody frustrating?

so anyway, there i was, awed by the MacBooks on display, and in she walks. she stepped in ever-so-casually and stood right in front of me. after a few minutes of aimless wandering, she started pretending to type on one of the MacBooks on display but really you know she was dying for someone to recognize her. no luck, everyone in their was more interested by the laptops on display than her. OWNED.

beautiful on screen, she was even better-looking in person and taller than i'd imagined. still... that didn't stop me from thinking WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN LEIGHTON MEESTER? ah, poor Jess. don't worry, maybe one day people will be excited to spot you out in public. but that day certainly hasn't arrived yet...

the popwhore experience

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